When someone has their crotch in front of your face when you’re sitting on the bus.

Oi. Today I was commuting to school and since this one guy decides to stand ridiculously close in front of me. Normally, I wouldn’t even object cause you know, that’s life and and sometimes when it gets crowded on the bus, you have to deal with it if you’re a seated passenger. But anyways, this guy starts holding on the railing above him and starts leaning in towards me. Now this is where it just got annoying and awkward. As he was leaning in, his crotch area was just in front of my face. What the hell. That’s so damn annoying, I don’t want to see some person’s crotch right in front of me. The worst part is there was nothing I could do about it. What CAN you do. I sure as hell wasn’t going to look forward, or it’d seem like I was staring at his crotch the entire time. I couldn’t look to my side, or up, THERE WERE JUST NO OPTIONS.

So I faked sleeping (oh God I had to close my eyes) and after a long, long, long time the dude got off and life was okay again. But yeah, don’t do that on the bus to other people.