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August 2011

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Jimmy Fallon's "Do Not Read List"

It Came Out of Nowhere: The Woody Chronicles by Sherry Hiriart

Plot: At twelve, Noah finds he can’t control what his woody does. It pops up at the most embarrassing moments! His friends, Josh and Kevin, don’t seem to struggle with these problems nearly as much as Noah. If it wasn’t for gym class, the shower, or when a girl walks by, Noah could pretty much hangle things. But since there are girls in almost all his classes and a really sexy teacher too, he isn’t managing as well as he’d like. Noah is determined to learn how to get his erections under control without asking his mom!

Oh my God I can’t believe this is actually a real book. Who writes this stuff. This is hilarious yet so disturbingly wrong at the same time.

Aug 30, 20115 notes
#late night #jimmy fallon #sherry hiriart #it came out of nowhere #the woody chronicles #book #do not read
Pet Peeve #8124

One of the most annoying replies that someone can give you through text or online messaging is “idk”. Especially when that’s all they say in the entire message.

Aug 30, 2011
#pet peeve #annoying #not really 8124
Aug 29, 20113 notes
#kites #park #i want my kite to go higher than everyone elses #i also want to fight kites
Aug 27, 2011
#photography
Give a Little Love Noah and the Whale

Noah and the Whale - Give a Little Love

Aug 27, 20118 notes
#noah and the whale #peaceful the world lays me down #give a little love #folk #indie #music #SOTD

That annoying moment when you have something kind of important and profound to post and you’re typing and typing on Tumblr when all of the sudden you feel like you have no idea what you’re even talking about anymore but you’re absolutely sure that the thing you wanted to write about initially was going to be really awesome and perhaps something that your followers relate to as well.

It makes me so mad that I wish to type in run-on sentences.

Aug 27, 20111 note
Aug 26, 20113 notes
#sunset #photography
Cue The Sun! Daphne Loves Derby

Daphne Loves Derby - Cue the Sun!

If I find my way through the darkest of days
Will I laugh about the things that kept me awake
But if my greatest fear paints itself so crystal clear
Will I run away or will I hide

And if I don’t come home tonight,
Just know I tried my best to fight
Please don’t think I plan to lose to the night
And curse the moon so dull and bright
My heavy soul can’t stand the light
It burns me straight to the bones, my bones

In the desert sun I watched my nerves come undone
One by one my strings they tangled into knots
And ever since that day, deep in Santa Fe
I’ve learned to hate myself for giving everything away

One of my favourite songs. I love this.

Aug 26, 201121 notes
#daphne loves derby #good night witness light #cue the sun! #acoustic #indie #alternative #music #SOTD
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Aug 26, 2011
#blink-182 #take off your pants and jacket #first date #music video
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Aug 26, 20114 notes
#michael bublé #haven't met you yet #bad lip reading #music #music video #russian unicorn #fire water #lol
Aug 24, 20112,552 notes
#superman #clark kent #comic
Ships in the Night Mat Kearney

Mat Kearney - Ships in the Night

Like ships in the night
You keep passing me by
We’re just wasting time
Trying to prove who’s right
And if it all goes crashing into the sea
If it’s just you and me trying to find the light

Aug 23, 2011
#mat kearney #young love #ships in the night #rock #singer-songwriter #alternative #hip-hop #music #SOTD
“My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.” —Jack Layton in his last letter to Canadians
Aug 22, 201112 notes
#rip #jack layton #quote #inspiration #letter #ndp #canada
Aug 19, 2011
Ain't No Reason Brett Dennen

Brett Dennen - Ain’t No Reason

There ain’t no reason things are this way
It’s how they always been and they intend to stay
I can’t explain why we live this way
We do it every day

Preachers on the podium speaking of saints
Prophets on the sidewalk begging for change
Old ladies laughing from the fire escape
Cursing my name

I gotta a basket full of lemons and they all taste the same
A window and a pigeon with a broken wing
You can spend your whole life working for something
Just to have it taken away

People walk around pushing back their debts
Wearing paychecks like necklaces and bracelets
Talking about nothing, not thinking about death
Every little heartbeat, every little breath

People walk a tightrope on a razors edge
Carrying their hurt and hatred and weapons
It could be a bomb, or a bullet, or a pen
Or a thought, or a word, or a sentence

There ain’t no reason things are this way
Its how they’ve always been and they intend to stay
I don’t know why I say the things I say
But I say them anyway

But love will come set me free
Love will come set me free, I do believe
Love will come set me free, I know it will
Love will come set me free, yes

Prison walls still standing tall
Some things never change at all
Keep on building prisons, gonna fill them all
Keep on building bombs, gonna drop them all

Working your fingers bare to the bone
Breaking’ your back, make you sell your soul
Like a lung, it’s filled with coal
Suffocating slow

The wind blows wild and I may move
But politicians lie and I am not fooled
You don’t need no reason or a three piece suit
To argue the truth

The air on my skin and the world under my toes
Slavery stitched into the fabric of my clothes
Chaos and commotion wherever I go
Love I try to follow

Love will come set me free
Love will come set me free, I do believe
Love will come set me free, I know it will
Love will come set me free, yes

There ain’t no reason things are this way
Its how they’ve always been and they intend to stay
I can’t explain why we live this way
We do it every day


Aug 18, 201112 notes
#brett dennen #so much more #ain't no reason #folk #pop #singer-songwriter #music #SOTD #favorite #love #truth
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Aug 18, 20113 notes
#wong fu #court #recess #adults #children #lol #video #short
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Aug 17, 2011
#anne hathaway #conan #team coco #rap
Aug 16, 201117 notes
#rick rypien #rypien #vancouver #canucks
Aug 16, 20118 notes
#rick rypien #rypien #vancouver #canucks
Eve, The Apple Of My Eye Bell X1

Bell X1 - Eve, the Apple of My Eye

Now this applies both equally to you and I
The only thing we share is the same sky
These empty metaphors, they’re all in vain
Like can’t you see the grass is greener where it rains

Aug 14, 20113 notes
#bell x1 #music in mouth #eve the apple of my eye #indie rock #new wave #alternative #music #SOTD
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