It Came Out of Nowhere: The Woody Chronicles by Sherry Hiriart
Plot: At twelve, Noah finds he can’t control what his woody does. It pops up at the most embarrassing moments! His friends, Josh and Kevin, don’t seem to struggle with these problems nearly as much as Noah. If it wasn’t for gym class, the shower, or when a girl walks by, Noah could pretty much hangle things. But since there are girls in almost all his classes and a really sexy teacher too, he isn’t managing as well as he’d like. Noah is determined to learn how to get his erections under control without asking his mom!
Oh my God I can’t believe this is actually a real book. Who writes this stuff. This is hilarious yet so disturbingly wrong at the same time.